Past Favorites   "Should G W Bush feel ashamed over the fucked up condition of the country? Not really. He's a figurehead at best. A puppet. Probably never made a decision or had any real effect on our nations condition anyway. Who should feel ashamed? The millions of people who voted for the guy. " "My kid is a fuck up and he tries to make me feel like a fuck up for his fuck ups. " "I had no idea she was a man until I ate her pussy. " "The nuns, my teachers, used to hit me or beat me up pretty badly when I was a kid. That went on for about 8 years until I reached 8th grade. My parents never did anything to stop it. I'm not sure who I'm more angry at, them or the nuns. " "You can't be deep if you aint." "I wish I could have talked to my wife about my fantasies. I think if I could have talked to her about things, it might have alleviated some of my desire to live them out. She might have even wanted to try them with me. Instead, I kept it secret because I was afraid if I told her I fantasized about other partners, male and female, that her feelings would be hurt or she'd feel inadequate. So I kept it bottled up inside, let it fester, and eventually lost control and cheated on her. " "Most of the stuff we think about is useless. A lifetime of useless thoughts. Think about it. " "She shaves her vagina. After a few hours it feels like I'm licking a cats tongue. " "There is absolutely no truth when it comes to spiritual views. It's all belief systems, nothing more. " "Did Jesus piss and shit?" "Alcohol is so cheap, you can't afford not to be an alcoholic. " "What's funny about getting the shit beat out of you? I often hear people talking about how their parents used to beat the piss out of them when they were kids. They laugh about it like it was a big joke." "I watch my father crying. His wife is dying. He tries not to cry in front of me. It just pours out of him. I cry with him." "I'm noticiing some of the porn on the internet is a bit unsettling, even foul these days. Women fucking pigs, dogs and horses. People being shit and pissed on then eating or drinking it. I saw a guy shit on a womans face, diarrhea actually. Another scene had a guy vomiting on a womans head. Whatever happened to good old fashioned fuckin and suckin? " "I'm a cocksucker. My family doesn't accept that. My parents could never get behind the fact that their son sucks dicks. They still loved me very much though. " "My cock gets really hard when I choke my partner. I'll wrap something around her neck, lingerie, a sock, belt, towel, whatevers's handy, and clamp my hand over her nose so no air gets in at all. I'm barely able to keep from blowing my load. " "He was completely helpless. I had him on his knees in front of me. I was sitting on the edge of the bed. I pulled his head down and put my penis into his mouth. He was forced to stay bent over because of the way I had him tied up. The rope ran from his wrists, behind his back, between his legs, encircling his balls and up to his throat. If he tried to sit up straight, he'd squeeze his sack and choke himself. When he got too tired, he'd begin to groan. I'd whip him if he groaned too loud, or force my cock down his throat so he couldn't breathe. He was completely at my mercy, just the way he loved it. " "I love sitting on my wifes face. Sticking my hole right down on her mouth. She sucks it, bites it, sticks her tongue up inside it. She strokes my cock with one hand while squeezing my nipple with the other. Sometimes I'll jerk off while I grind my hole on her mouth or push my sack and balls into it. Then I'll pull my balls out of her mouth and pump my cock in and out of it, while she works both nipples with her hands. I get so hot, cum starts dripping from my cock onto her cheeks. I usually lose it and just let the load go down her throat. " "Don't tell me what you are: black, white, gay, lesbian, rich, poor, etc. How about telling me who you are as a human being? " "She's wild in bed cause her Dad, Uncle and brothers started fucking her at an early age. " "After spending time with kids I now understand why my father ignored my siblings and me when we were kids. Why would he want to hang out with us? We had nothing to say that he could relate to. I think he realized quickly that we were a dead end. " "I'm a cocksucker. My family doesn't accept that. My parents could never get behind that fact that their son sucks dicks. They still loved me very much though. " "I spent my whole life thinking. Hardly ever feeling. " "You don't have to go down on me. But you don't not have to go down on me either. " "Why must we define ourselves? Why not just be present? " "If I didn't know my wife, I might think she was attractive. " "I had a hood on so I had no idea he was fucking me without a condom. He did that without asking me and it really pissed my off. Then the idea of it started to get hot to me, having his bare skinned cock inside of me. It was also the last time I would ever sleep with him or have any form of sex with him whatsoever. He could no longer be trusted. " "I prefer eating my wife out while on her period. It's so plain the other way. The way it's like adding ketchup. " "It was a shit that covered all of the stages of matter; solid, liquid and gaseous. " "My penis has so many flavors. Just out of the pussy. Out of the pussy 5 hours later. No shower for 2 days. Just whacked off smell. And clean, just to name a few. " "When my relationship gets routine, I start hungering for excitement outside the relationship rather than getting it or trying to make changes within the relationship. " "I hate having to kiss the ass of people I'm smarter than. " "I don't care if she fakes an orgasm. At least I won't feel like a failure. " "We lived together for years and I was never sure I wanted a future with her. I was just taking it day by day. Which as bullshit. I was just too chicken to get out of it. " "Getting choked is part of a good blow job. My partner understands that. " "We've been together almost 10 years and my wife told me recently that once in a while, after sex, she feels like throwing up. " "If it has a slit between its legs, you don't tell it a secret. " "So what if Bush can't complete a sentence without looking like a complete moron, or that he's an embarrassment nationally as well as internationally or that he's one of the least popular presidents of all time and he's left the country in a horrible state financially or that he supported getting us into a war based on greed, that's killing and crippling our soldiers as well as thousands of innocent civilians in Iraq. The bottom line is that he and his cronies have made tons of money and are laughing all the way to the bank. " "I was talking to some friends who I knew were religious and wondered how they felt about Bush now that the country was so fucked. They stated that their primary concern when picking a candidate was their stance on abortion. All else was secondary. I thought to myself, that's why the country is so fucked up, because of idiots like you who vote based on solely on abortion irregardless of all the other issues that desperately need attention like jobs, healthcare, and the environment to name just a few." "What's next, a black Pope?" "It's the cum swallowing part I like. Not the sucking part."